Wednesday, February 08, 2006
More driving Issues
So I've been thinking about my previous post, and I thought to myself, "Self, you should be the solution instead of just the pointer-outer of the problem." So I came up with an idea. Our problem is that people cruise in the left lane. As we all know (Tj likely even more thouroughly than some) that people respond to incentives. What could we do to help people get the idea that they should actually hang out in the right lane? Should we threaten them? Perhaps pass out cookies to right laners? Maybe we could start painting all of the dotted lines at an angle towards the right side of things to ease those folks over there. Well, fellow bloggers, any bright ideas?
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I could stand on the side of the right lane and act like a hitcher. then when people merge over, i could just jump in the ditch. they wouldn't know what hit 'em. everyone pulls over for hot babes, right?
oh wait, maybe this wouldn't work...
is it spring yet?
btw, have you ever seen that movie "the hitcher"? its freakin' scarey. A dude almost eats a finger, he thinks its a french-fry! sick!
If at all possible you could team up with Burger King. Everone that applies correct driving principles should receive a Whopper at the ever tantalizing price of $.99. Who could resist that, besides the stupid neo-facist Golden Arch loving idiot.
Nothing against McyD's, but compared to the King, come on.
Mmmm....Burger King. I just drifted way past the right lane and completely off the freeway.
The solution is simple: drive a big vehicle (i.e. Chevy Tahoe), wear a mean looking beard and pimp-slap any fool that tries to step to you. Word.
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